Funny Parenting Stories – Every Parents Can Relate To
Raising a baby is not easy but when that little one smiles and hugs you, it is worth every sleepless nights that you have been through. In fact we don’t raise kids, we simply grow up with them.
My little one is almost 2 years now and I still think about those crazy, hilarious incidents and smile. I have experienced some of the craziest and weirdest incidents and also very beautiful ones. I hope other parents out there can relate themselves with these incidents. Feel free to share your stories in the comment and I will add them in the post as long as you are happy about it :). Also we have some hilarious and cute baby memes that you might love.
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The Poop Tank
The Struggle is Real!
I was getting my child up for daycare. She was almost 3 and I was trying to get her to hurry up and she says “I’m so tired Mama, the struggle is real“
Yup. I laughed a lot. My little one already knows more about struggle than me.
100+ Funny Parenting Quotes - Any Parents can Relate To
- Everybody knows how to raise kids, except for ones who have them.
- After all this parenting, I think will become a hostage negotiator. Seems less stressful!
- Perfect parents exist but they don't have kids yet
- When I say, "I am going to the toilet", my kids hear - "Family meeting assemble in the bathroom now!
- Once you sign on to be a mother, 24/7 is the only shift they offer
- "It's weird, all those parenting books my wife made me read, and not one ever hinted that I'd have to remind my son not to touch the dog's butthole." - Jr.Williams
- "I'm totally 'that dad' who leaves a note in my son's lunch box. One day I'll actually start putting food in there also." - Steve Ryan
Being a mom means kids banging on the bathroom door like SWAT, asking for a drink while you are in the shower, and Dad is in the kitchen.
Hi, my daughter will be late for school because she can zip her jacket by herself.
You know you are a parent when Netflix and chill mean putting on Paw Patrol so you can sit down for 10 minutes.
I was so cute when I thought I was tired before I had kids. So cute.
Parenting is a constant battle between going to bed to catch up on some sleep or staying awake to finally get some alone time.
Some children threaten to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going.
I live in fear of the day my kid asks, ‘Where are all my other drawings?”
Not all who wander are lost. Some are just moms in Target, hiding from their children.
- They say women speak 2000 words a day, I have a daughter who gets that done by breakfast.
- You know your life has changed when going to the grocery store by yourself is a vacation
- A three year old is basically a walking talking middle finger
- Before becoming a parent, I didn't know I could ruin someone's life by asking them to put on a pant
- Having a child is liking getting a tattoo…on your face. You better be committed
- I never knew how long it took a human to fall asleep until I had kids. In case you're wondering it's 2 hours, 3 cups of water, & 18 books. - Jennifer Lizza
- Becoming a parent means spending the rest of your life looking like you are in desperate need of a shower, a nap, and a heavy drink. - Mommy Owl
- A good neighbor will babysit. A great neighbor will babysit twins!
- There are two things in life for which we are never truly prepared: twins - Josh Billings
- Good moms have sticky floors, messy kitchens, laundry piles, dirty ovens and happy kids.
- My fingers may be small, but I've got daddy and mommy wrapped around them.
- Today I have given notice on my studio apartment and have moved in with my parents - newborn baby
- Life doesn't get more real than having a newborn at home
- When your first baby drops her pacifier, you sterilize it. When your second baby drops her pacifier, you tell the dog 'Fetch!'
- The art of being a parent is to sleep when your baby is not looking
- You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance
